To whoever this may concern,
I am writing this letter to inform you of my new petition: presentable people. In this petition I want to make it a law that you have to wear a different shirt every day of the week. No matter the seven day period, it must be different on those seven days. We walk around with people who wear the same shirt up to three times a week without washing them. While this obviously affects the health of the people around us, it also affects the fashion industry. Making the people who normally rotate between four shirts now have to rotate between seven or more. If my petition were to work, the amount of sales in the fashion industry would go up, and therefore have better outfits all around us.
Thank you.