Dear Mr. President,
As the founders of Jagex, we would like to address a sickening threat to our most wonderful PC game creation, which is RuneScape, of course. For almost a decade, we enjoyed our position in the market until an abomination called Minecraft was created. We implore you to amend the Constitution to prevent Minecraft from being distributed anywhere in the United States and U.S. territories. If such a game is permitted to continue, what good would Runescape be? This would be a far better solution for all parties. Thank you for your time and careful consideration.
Sincerely,
The Gower Brothers <3