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I hereby petition that texting be abolished. There is a surplus of sad grandmas who long for the days of letters with wax seals. We could better utilize the surplus of grandmas by putting them in a factory where they can write and send letters to whoever you want, just like texting but better because of the grandmas. This will also increase the mental health of grandmas which will make them live longer and bake us more cookies. There are no down sides.